Southwestern Warrior News!

Aries (March 21-April 19): If it isn't broken, leave it alone. Don't make fault-finding your mission.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You make some excellent points, and you make them to people who might not have noticed unless you brought them up.

Gemini (May 21-June 21): It's good you have an ego. But the ego needs so much. Will there ever be enough adulation to satisfy it? The world is definitely trying.

Cancer (June 22-July 22): You're good on your own -- and excellent in a group. Planning is best done with others. Let your friends help you.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): You're excited to act in the drama of your life. The unexpected entrance of a potential protagonist shouldn't throw you off a bit. This kind of character only makes it more fun.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): If anyone chastises you for focusing small, you'll have the last laugh. It's the details that make or break your project.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): There are aspects of your personality that you haven't accepted. Your best course of action is to embrace these qualities.

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): Your every move is being directed to your destination. So make sure you choose the place you would most enjoy inhabiting.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You're against blending in. Even if it means being an oddball. There's always time for conformity.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The magic question is, "what if?" Ask it over and over and you'll get your creative juices flowing.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You're learning quickly. Others might be a bit jealous at your rapid progress, but don't wait for them to accept you.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): Even diplomats know that sometimes a sassy attitude is what's needed to move the situation along. With your charm, no one will take offense.

http://www.latimes.com/features/horoscopes/

Aries (March 21-April 19): Your heart is broken leave it be. It isn’t your fault that your ex lover is a heartbreaker. Or is he just a love taker. Maybe or maybe not it doesn’t matter. You just have a tendency to find people who are good at breaking things be careful you might just get a few windows broken in the circumstance.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You might get a haircut but no one will notice. You might tell them you got a haircut but no one will care.

Gemini (May 21-June 21): Bring you self off of your high horse immediately. Otherwise your “big” ego is going to get hurt. Will it make your horse look like its on steroids? Just make sure you have a good rehab center for your horse because if you enter in the Kentucky Derby your horse’s secret will come out.

Cancer (June 22-July 22): Your are pretty awesome just yourself but whenever you’re with people your even more amazing. You’ll always have plans on the weekends. Let your friends help you with the fact that no one is that awesome or that amazing.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): You’re excited because there is actual drama in your life. Of course your enemy is what is making the actions more exciting. Of course this means it will have more drama. We all that no one’s life is a movie so quit dreaming because your life is too boring for that.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Everyone is pointing and laughing but for some reason your not. Just say “your mom” and that “everyone” will immediately shut up for some reason.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): Do you feel rejected? Reject other people they’ll ease the pain of rejecting you.

I mean after all reject other as they reject you.

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): Your actions could make great consequences in your short future. Make sure you make the right choice. Don’t ride a bicycle down the stairs you might just crack your head open. Ride your bicycle upstairs you’ll break your leg. At least you wont have to worry about making any action after you’re in a wheel chair for 3 months.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You like standing out in the crowd. Even if it means everyone is sitting and you are standing. There’s always a time you must compromise. Everyone around you might be rich you definitely don’t want to be poor because who does? Officially you’re not standing out in the crowd anymore. You’re rolling in the dough with them.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Never think “what if”? It’ll leave you to much to think about just think “wow I did didn’t I”?

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You learn very fast. Others hate you for learning fast but you hate them for being able to run faster because you got to walk before you can run genius.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): Even idiots have they’re smart moments. Along with your idiocy no one will take it personal whenever you sound smart once in your life.